This morning, someone I didn’t know sent me a text. I was kind of busy.
Random Person: Is this Nicole? 7:32 a.m.
S: No. I’m not Nicole. But if YOU are an electrician i will hire you sight unseen to fix a short currently crippling my home. 7:37 a.m.
RP: You a dude or chick? 7:47 a.m.
S: If that affects your billing scheme in any way, we will be unable to talk business. I am busy here rewiring my sump pump. 7:54 a.m.
RP: Lol! Wat’s tha address? 8:09 a.m.
S: Baldwin city. A snake just crawled through the wall, so call me if this project sounds like something you’re up for. That particular snake is now gone. 8:35 a.m.
RP: I live in Ottawa 8:37 a.m.
S: Are you an electrician? That seems relatively important to me. 8:39 a.m.
RP: Negative. 8:41 a.m.
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